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Forbidden Lines In Bed
In your trial to make her all kinds of compliments to encourage her not to waste too much time on the prelude, you might exaggerate and end up saying a lot of
wrong things. You have to play very well with words, because behind that image of ‘femme fatale’, you might end up finding a more sensible and imprevisible
woman that you never thought existed.
Here are some lines that you should never use in bed, whether it is before, during or after the sexual act.
"Have you ever wondered how would you look like with silicones?"
If you discover that her breasts are smaller than you thought they were, try and restrain yourself
from offensive comments and enjoy that push-up bra exists. Given the fact that the silicone fashion is in bloom, women who choose not to have surgical interventions
to look better feel they should be appreciated even more for their naturalness of their image.
"You are the most beautiful chubby I’ve ever seen" or "my little pumpkin" (and other similar ‘endearments’)
It is common knowledge that the biggest strike that can blow to the physical aspect of a woman is the nasty cellulite they are striving so hard to fight against.
The image of the anorexic woman could be a good reason to invent the 11th commandment, so they become obsessively careful regarding their own image. Any negative
hint from this point of view might cost you.
"Have you bought new lingerie again?"
Women spend a great amount of time shopping, so the last thing they need is for their choices in matters of clothing or lingerie to be criticized. Even though
you probably don’t understand a thing from the fine embroidery covering their intimate areas, you should know they have a special meaning for your partner.
Our advice is to carefully tear them when she instigates you to ‘sexual violence’.
"I recommend you to watch porn…"
One of the most uninspired methods to tell a woman how lame she was in bed is to recommend she watches porn. Unlike men, a lot of women find repulsive the
idea of watching such productions to improve their performances in bed. There are exceptions; some couples claim that porn productions improve their sex life.
So, find out to what extent is she willing to watch porn before suggesting it.
"I wish you were blonde…"
If you tell her this when her hair-color is anything but platinum, she might say you are not pleased with her looks and she might feel hurt. It is as she was
to tell you she’d rather you’d have more muscles.
"Have you ever done this before?"
Even though your partner is going through some awkward moments because of some physical reactions she cannot control (excessive lubrication, vaginal sounds)
try not to make her situation worse by being ironic and intolerant. Although you might find it funny, control your reactions until she feels ok and you can
both laugh about it.
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